hickeywiththegoodhair:

speedlimit15:

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

little-tunny:

funky-vg-beats:

peper steak
off ost

monky:

quietdoppelganger:

karma-crystal:

taintmotel:

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏
Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏?
For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME.
Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

dankmemesreasonforliving:

sukkaritari:

little sir knight…………………………..

kosmogrl:

duranbong:

ramavatarama:

guerrillatech:

They are finally catching up 😌

peripetyy:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

memewhore:

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

Plotting, scheming, etc.

ghouloriented:

pancheteenginemind:

question

a-steamy-roll:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

This is what every song sounds like if you have auditory processing issues

justnoodlefishthings:

screaming and crying and weeping I downloaded a mod that supposedly made NPC idle animations more dynamic and this happened

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me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with